Let’s face it, garage sales can be a little overwhelming to pull off. In the end, it’s usually worth it to clear out some unwanted clutter and make a little extra cash. Meeting and greeting your buyers is all part of the day. For the most part this can be a lot of fun. However, we’ve compiled a list of a few questions and comments from customers you might want to do your best to ignore.
This may be a great time to whip out your cell phone and do some fake texting or busy yourself folding the t-shirts in order to avoid the awkward conversations likely to follow. Good luck!
1-Do you mind if I try these shoes on to see if they rub my bunions?
2-Johnny, finish up your burrito so we can ask this nice lady if we can use her restroom.
3-It’s pretty obvious you haven’t used this Thighmaster much. I’ll give you full price.
4- Fifty cents is highway robbery for muffin tins!
5-Your sale looked a lot more interesting from my car. I’m leaving now without making eye contact.
6-Is it me or does this coat smell like tuna fish sandwiches?
7-Do you mind if my children trample your flower bed while I look around?
8-Can you provide a Health Department Certification for your lemonade stand?
9-Do you have any books on treating unidentified skin fungus?
10-If you don’t mind, I’d like to slip on this sports bra and take it for a test run around the block.