In keeping with our strict company bylaws, Clutter Interrupted does not discriminate against the, “undead.” Therefore, we make every effort to aid all affected by clutter.
Top 10 Organizing Tips for Zombies
10 – Store leftover human flesh in clear Ziploc baggies
9 – Designate a “home” for mismatched appendages
8 – Listen to Ci Radio for tips on creating a zombie home you’ll love
7 – Finish a task before moving toward loud noises
6 – Shop the Container Store online to avoid human flesh impulse feedings in the checkout line
5 – Don’t eat our radio show hosts, Tracy and Chelle, if possible. They’re trying to help.
4 – Allow yourself an extra four hours to arrive on time if one leg is missing
3 – Keep dental floss handy for unexpected feeding frenzies
2 – Put daily reminder in phone to avoid hatchet blows and gun shots to the head whenever possible
1 – Stay motivated by DVR-ing favorite Walking Dead episodes
This post is dedicated to my husband, daughter, son and all their friends who gather at our house to watch Walking Dead. Nothing says family bonding like watching zombies rip into defenseless prey.