Or, this post could also be titled Wanted: Whine Press
I would like to be the first to welcome everyone to the all-new Perry Farms Whinery. We offer a number of varietals at different stages of the aging process.
- At the younger end, we have the Build-A-Bearry whine. Sweet at first, but with a loud finish.
- Next we have a wonderful “I’m Bored OH!” usually served with a garnish of dead batteries.
- From time to time we offer a playful “I’m gonna spank Shiraz”, which starts strong, but is usually quite calming.
- After enjoying some of the other activities available on the Farm, our older customers often sip on “My Wallet is Blanc” which pairs seamlessly with “I’m Bored OH!”.
Come on over to Perry Farms and enjoy some whine or just help us put a cork in it.